How To Get Laid
Welcome to San Diego – the whale’s vagina.
The purpose of the San Diego Nightlife Guide is to be a map of how to get your dick wet in San Diego. I realize this is a very crude way of phrasing it, but it is simply the easiest way to explain it. There are countless other guides to the great tourism and landmarks to see in San Diego, but those are best explored during the day, and are not conducive to the art of seduction.
But, a venue can be fun, whilst not being effective. Efficiency is what we’re aiming for in this book. I want this to be a guide that anyone could pick up, hit the town, and have a roadmap of where they could go in order to have their best chance of scoring that night. If you’re an out-of-towner, this guide will make your weekend a success. If you live in San Diego, this book will unlock the good life.